SPECIAL REPORT

EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK

October 16 2006
SPECIAL REPORT

EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK

October 16 2006

EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK

RIOTOUS, BEARDED CORPORAL IS REINSTATED

Hon. Lance Cpl. Billy Windsor has been reinstated after a demotion in June. Windsor went berserk during the 1st Battalion Welsh parade for Queen Elizabeth’s birthday. He was accused of refusing to stay in line, and at one point head-butting the drummer. Windsor is the regiment’s mascot goat and a descendant of a herd owned by Queen Victoria. Said Capt. Simon Clarke, “Billy has had all summer to reflect on his behaviour.”