LIEUT. GENERAL Bernard Law Montgomery, who mauled and threw Rommel’s North Africa Corps out of Egypt, demands toughness; is pretty tough himself. But he got roughed about a bit in the last war and he has to look after himself. He goes to bed very early.
Awesome — Two laborers were working on a very tall block of apartment buildings. Suddenly the man at the top of the ladder called to his mate at the bottom. “I say, Jim, come up here a minute and listen.” His mate slowly climbed the ladder and at last, quite out of breath, reached the top.
Insulation—With shortages of coffee, tea, and fuel, and prices of liquor sky high, it should be a great winter for underwear manufacturers. —Brandon Sun. Maybe Coal Hunting — Ever notice how rarely you see a guy with money to burn sitting at home before the fireplace?—North Bay Nugget.
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