Zowie, Dr. Foth, how propitious it is to intercept your incessant perambulations. What, in totality, is the exactitude of the vacuumosity in the ineptitude of your cranial capacity? Well, gee, I must admit I was getting a bit bored with your incessant blathering on about your African adventures.By Allan Fotheringham4 min
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