Sweet & sour

Moments I’m still waiting for

PARKE CUMMINGS October 10 1959
Sweet & sour

Moments I’m still waiting for

PARKE CUMMINGS October 10 1959

Moments I’m still waiting for

“—and they go into another clinch. Let’s face it, folks, this fight is as dull as dishwater. Nobody’s going to get hurt if they stay here all night.”

“Please understand, Mister, I didn't make the rule, I'm just here to enforce it. It sure is a stupid rule, come to think of it. —Aw, go ahead and smoke. Nobody's going to notice it.”

"Well, I don't see anything the least bit funny about it—but then, I just don't happen to have a sense of humor.”

“It doesn't appeal to me in the least, and let's get one thing straight—I know plenty about art.”

“That doesn't make sense to me—putting a .210 hitter in to pinch hit for a .325 one. But if I knew as much about baseball as he does I'd be managing the team instead of him.”

“It's not that I disapprove of jitterbugging. It's simply that I'm too old to do it properly.”

PARKE CUMMINGS