Swing a thong of celebration

SCOTT FESCHUK January 9 2006

Swing a thong of celebration

SCOTT FESCHUK January 9 2006

WE’RE STALKING... KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE’S BABY

According to the New York Post, a new rumour circulating among Scientologists online identifies Holmes as the reincarnation of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard’s gay son, Quentin, who died in Las Vegas in 1976 at the age of 22. Coincidentally, the report said, church members often suspect Cruise himself of being the second coming of L. Ron. No word on who the baby used to be.